The Skin Fic

The Skin Fic

Review:

Sometimes i think i need to listen to people when they tell me not to read some fanfictions. But seriously, if someone tells you "Oh my god, this fanfiction is sooo good, you should read it" and "Oh my god, this fanfiction is sooo horrible, you shouldn't read it" which one are you going to choose?

Yes, be a rebel.

So i was told not to read The Skin Fic which is a fanficion on Dan and Phil where people ship them. Well i started a group on facebook called The Worst and Best Fanfictions  Click Here To Join Even though it isn't blooming with millions of posts, you can still have people give you the links, despite their warnings. So i got the link and read it.

It was disgusting.

It starts with Phil complaining over after sun because he forgot to wear sun screen the day before. So now he is peeling and mimicking Dan's voice about not having to wear sunscreen. Phil, i've been in your spot. I'm still peeling from my latest sunburn -.-

Anyways, Phil goes out of the bathroom naked and confronts Dan who is also naked. Well Dan does some pretty weird shit and starts peeling the skin off of Phil with his teeth and Eats it. In this point of the story i figure, they're dating, married, friends with benefits, or just opening like to show their junk to one another. They're totally friends- Dating. I would like to have found out they are just helping each other out as friends by being cannibals. Nope, but they totally did just mess up my idea of shipping them.

Another thing i'd like to point out, why is Dan always the mean one in these fanfics? What the hell did he ever do. Why can't Phil be the mean one for once? But i think the fanfiction i'm about to read is him being mean. Anyways, back on course.

Dan fucking comes on Phil when Phil complains he doesn't have sunscreen. LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! Dan releases him sperm on the Phil and thats soothing?! I for one thought that sperm was suppose to be hot because it is coming out of a body of 98 degrees. But i don't know, maybe it is cold. I haven't had someone come on me, okay?

In conclusion, if you really want to read some weird shit, check out this fanfiction because seriously, i wish i had brain bleach. However, at least it wasn't like The Hat fanfic where i almost ripped my own head off. Ciao!